Tuesday, March 25, 2008

not just a thing to wrap yourself in after a shower

look!

a flower. on my bed.

not just any flower.

who wants a real flower (they are so overrated wtf) when you can have one made out of..

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TOWELS!

and who doesn't love romance?

with the help of 2 lovely swans the romantic mood is set.

and who wants real swans (like srsly. they'll bite. so not the romantic wtf)

so how?

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swans made out of TOWELS!
brilliant or not?
hearts better melt like butter on a frying pan.

and if you're a single lady in a foreign land and you just need someone to hug or to lie next to, have no fear......

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TOWEL man will be the man you never had...

but be gentle. he crumbles if hugged too tightly. he's very fragile and sensitive.
literally.

and if all you want is something big to protect you,

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an elephant can do the job!

big and strong yet ironically afraid of mickey mouse.

wokay, moving on.

if a man doesn't work for you, there's always a monkey!

man's next best thing wtf.



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