tick tock tick tock what you waiting forrrrrrrrrr

one moment i'm so chilled and relaxed like an ice-cube sitting in the freezer chilling away.

the next,

i am stressed to the point of being unable to think straight and crying internally. like tears are weeping INSIDE of me. i am mentally pulling my hairs. mentally screaming save me from my misery.

and then, i begin my journey of accomplishing yet another 2500 word essay.

right now, i am almost halfway there.

i CAN so do this.

but what's even worst than doing assignments is my exams. the timetable really kills.

5th
10th
23rd

frickin' 23rd!!! can you see the HUGE ASS gap in between!!??

and what's even worse than that is that the last paper is the killer one. anything can happen in between the period of waiting. ANYTHING. i might need to enter the mental asylum. seriously. i am mentally knocking my head on the wall now.

"youth is wasted on the young"
-george bernard shaw

le sigh...
sucks to be me

marketing ploy

i find it really stupid that i have to spend in order to get my birthday voucher.

what the fudge.

isn't the idea supposed to be, give me voucher, i spend, happy me, happy you?
what you are trying to do now is make me spend first to make you happy but then you make me happy by giving me a voucher but then i won't be so happy because only when i spend did you give me the damn voucher, and now in order to make full use of the voucher i have to spend again making you happier because twice i'll have to fork out the money thus making me that much unhappy?

damn i hate your marketing ploys. only fools will fall for it. you hear me! FOOLS!

and i for one, am no fool. *evil laugh wtf*

dahlah you sent me 3 sms-es regarding your mid-season sale.

i tak nak!


ps: i don't actually know the point of this post LOL. the things i do for the sake of blogging.

and they say

____, i am stupid.

a) yes
b) no

english is hard (tarmizi, 2008)

WORD!

the day i left my teen-age

thank you for being so patient and staying tuned wtf.

i shall start at the very beginning (if i can betul betul remember laa. there will be no objectivity here wtf because it is impossible to be objective!)

at the stroke of midnight, i was surprised by my friends.

i was shocked! i was actually gonna fall asleep when they came knocking on my door but i buat tak tahu laa cos nobody in my house knocks the door. plus i was too damn tired to give a hoot about whatever that was knocking on my door *could be hantu also i don't think i would have cared wtf*

then they opened the door....



and i saw bright orangey yellowy lights and heard voices! *at that time i was too shocked and might have even thought it was a dream O_0*
then those voices started singing and i was like "OMG OMG OMG"

i NEVER saw this coming! i was shocked beyond disbelief. i was also speechless.

and so this surprise couldn't have happened without the help of my dad. no wonder he came and checked on me that night *strokes imaginary white long beard thoughtfully*

the surprise cake. mango delight or something like that. it's full of mango cream inside. omg, 2 big candles +__+ *wailssss*

and because they surprised me on the day i turned ___, i decided to celebrate with my one of my good friends. everyone, meet baileys! (you'll meet my other good friend)

this is a huge shoutout to winnie, shee ann, pui mun and pui yan! thank you for surprising me that night =)

mwahs!

***

now moving on.

i had dinner with family.
aunts, uncles and cousins came along.
this year i decided to skip the western meal i usually have and went for a chinese banquet instead.
*i think right, postcol has somewhat influenced me. i'm embracing my chinese-ness*
plus fries and beef are so overrated wtf.

and anyways, dinner came with a bottle of wine of which i think i had 2 or 3 glasses (which leads to the revelation of something...to clear my name for good wtf)

***

now comes the good part. and probably the greatest part of the night.

i had so many firsts on that night i might have broken the record for number of things to happen to a person for the first time in their lives.

ok i don't think i made sense.

li peng and simon were the masterminds behind the whole thing. thank you very the much!

the location: twenty-one

it has been a dream of mine to have cupcakes instead of cakes wtf. I LOVED IT!
super chocolatey.

l-r: j-man, best friend of 3 years, still sober me wtf & li peng, one half of NatLi and organizer of the night

wei liang and brian. brian, i just realized i didn't take any pics with you or drank with you. you owe me a photo and a drink wtf. it would have been even more fun with you around *thinks of malacca* then we could be gila-gila together wtf.

the whole bunch of them that celebrated the momentous 2-0 with me minus brian and jason who left early. party poopers wtf.

the surprise of the night wasn't the place where we going 'cause i found out before arriving. but the biggest surprise was actually seeing alex, wei liang, sze jia and karina.

meet my other good friend, JD. thanks to you, i had a GREAT night.

she was drink deprived wtf. poor thing's going back to york soon. see how happy she is! JD makes you happy like that wtf.
simon, the other half of the organizer, i'm beginning to turn red in the face & arthur who made me down a full glass of JD but made up for it by practically holding me when i couldn't walk without tripping over. i blame the heels wtf.
mr.tan

the N goes in front of the A, alex.

j-man doing what she does best =)

arthur teaching the proper ways of cheering. look at j-man. so excited HAHA!

cheering properly. eye contact is key. *look into my eyes*

as you can see, i smile for the camera, wei liang buat kacau! pfftt..and arthur is holding me cos i couldn't walk properly +__+

and i think the reason why i got high so fast was because of the wine i had earlier!
that means i already had alcohol content in me.

*that was me clearing my name wtf*

so after drinks at twenty-one, we were off to maison.

NatLi on the way to maison.

lips & j-man

interesting how a bottle of bacardi is next to me.
too bad its empty wtf.

shots.

cheers!

yum yum wtf.

on a miserably sized platform they called a dancefloor with random people. one of them was also celebrating their birthdays and one of them is from taylors. amazing how you can find information like this on sardine canned miserable dancefloor with an equally miserable sound they call house. should be called thrash.

trying to move in a sardine can. omg. there were like 2 guys who were rubbing themselves against us. disgust me. and one of them kept putting his hands around the girls waist. i kept slapping his hands away like i was swatting flies.

HA. HA.

HA HA ALEX!

closing the night.

couple of the night wtf.

that night, was the first time i ever went drinking (hello JD!), first time i went to maison (after reading so much about it in countless blogs and hearing about it) and getting high (highlight of the night wtf)

and i just wanna thank all of you who made this possible. i couldn't have asked for a better group of friends to share this night with. you all made turning 20 that much bearable.

mwah mwah!

we should do this again! teeheehee...

*slaps self* omg what have i turned into!

plenty more on facebook. and sze jia said it right. my rep gone +__+

***

ah-ha! you think it's over but it isn't.

the next day, i went out with my girlfriends.

very the innocent. not wild like the night before.

was supposed to only have dinner but because there was another birthday boy in the vicinity we decided to go to republic.

best bunch ever!
l-r: sook yan, pui mun, shee ann, me, winnie, pui yan, karine

HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY FOOK SIANG!!!
pfffttt...enough with the 6 days older than you crap. you're 20 now. HA HA!

the entire people

the pose in front of mirror and take a picture shot.

saying we went wild after the drinks would be an understatement. we were like children in a candy store going snap-happy with that one camera.

sucks to be you who isn't in that picture because the rest of the pictures will not be posted. terlalu memalu-fying wtf.

mwah mwah!

THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN!!!

ALL OF YOU MADE IT A MEMORABLE BIRTHDAY!!!

xoxo

ps: oohh...i have a comments section already! comment away. i want happy comments because this is a happy post =) wtf i sound so retarded. gimme happy meal wtf.

mercy

my heart literally skipped a beat.

my future in that particular unit was shoved into a box.

now all i can do is wait.

my heart rate practically skyrocketed when i slipped my essay into the box. once it went in, no turning back... +__+

please dr.A, have mercy...

***

i had a crazy ass weekend. literally.

birthdays and assignments SO do not go together.

*keep staying tuned*

thks fr the mmrs

THANK YOU!!!

(why hello JD! you have been TOO kind to me yesterday wtf)...

for the FUN times.

you guys seriously ROCK!!!

mwah..

ps:because of authorship, i dont have the time to blog about it properly. stay tuned.

shouldn't be here

i went online after class to get my weekly dose of the hills.

then i watched some random shows on 8tv. ok maybe not random la. i watched ghost just so i can spot the guest actor. i didn't even bother watching the last ep to find out who killed zack imran.

then i read diligently and made notes and summaries of what i read *bangga wtf*
bangga konon. i only managed to summarize one reading wtf.

then i decided to screw the reading and just google it.

and that's when it all came tumbling down.

that dreaded 'F' word.



FACEBOOK!

been busy commenting on pictures and randomly writing on people's walls.

i agree with veenah, we need to go to facebook rehab.

they tried to make me go to rehab
i said NO! NO! NO!
-rehab, amy winehouse

nappp timeee

zomg! i tried to take a nap this afternoon and i couldn't.

what the FUDGEE!!!

and so i tried reading my reader. and i can barely comprehend what the reader is saying +__+

HOW!? my assignment is on the line here. i only managed to get through one reading out of five.

mati aku.

and after reading without completely understanding what i have just read, i watched the hills. WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES WOMAN!??

*slaps self wtf*

now not only do i have 4 more readings to go through, i most probably have to read them again and again to fully comprehend what they are trying to say. then start writing 2500 words. ZOMG!!

which led to a very interesting convo we had after lecture on monday. we were saying how engineering and business students won't be able to study what we study because it totally goes against their system. and how we can do well in an engineering course but if we do fail it's because we can't understand the formulas and apply it or something technical like that. HA! i would love to see a business or engineering student attend authorship one day. because if we arts student are already barely floating in this course, it's gonna be drowning straight for them. i'm so mean.

i. think. i. better. stop. need. to. continue. reading.