Friday, July 01, 2011

i think i wanna marry you

just witnessed 2 hours of metal vs. metal glory in the worst possible seating position which was visually challenging to the eyes and mentally challenging. transformers 3 baybeh.

man, do these people buy advanced tickets or what!? it was FULL HOUSE and we bought tickets noon time which explains the worst possible seating ever. SECOND row from the screen. my butt literally hurt when i walked out of the cinema. i was seating more on the bones of my butt than the 2 'cushions' God so graciously blessed us with. at least the neck was supported. we win some and lose some wtf.

which also explains the visual challenge. man, the screen was huge and it was at a curved angle. we were seated at the side you see so it was just NOT GOOD. at one point, skinny sexy rosie huntington-whiteley looked huge with unattractive shoulders and a face that just smacked my eyes. which was really weird cause shia labeouf who was also in the same shot looked smaller compared to her. whatever it is, the position i was seating in was just uncomfortable and all upclose shots were just distorted from my point of view but in pictures, rosie is really hot. i can't deny that otherwise i'd just sound like a jealous bitch. but i know better than to compare myself to a victoria's secret model. just saying. ( fyi, i'm refraining from putting in hashtags in here. signs of me being a twitwhore wtf)

image taken from here


discomfort aside, i thought this movie was pretty awesome visually. you've got the cool machines, cars, lady and leading man with a great movie score. what more do you want from a blockbuster movie? nobody really cares about the acting. i've read reviews that mentioned rosie's acting made megan fox's look like shakespeare. seriously, people!? let's not be so harsh on a movie that intends to kick box-office butt. we leave the harsh criticism to the oscars. i'd spend rm10 again on this movie but with a better view next time. wait, i take that back. i'd wait to catch it on HBO HD cause honestly, with HD tv, cinema reel quality is just so blah. all those lines and blurs, HD tv has spoiled me wtf.

to be honest, i didn't really catch the storyline cause at some point i would get distracted and not pay attention to the dialogue but trust me, you'll get it eventually. all you need to know is that there's a war between the autobots and decepticons. as the previous 2 transformers have established wtf.

tranformers 3: dark of the moon is a movie for those who are into this sort of thing. my mum commented that it was such a 'kiddie movie' oh the blasphemy and my dad, i think he enjoyed it although i did catch him snoozing at the slow bits. my brother was captivated throughout and me? i actually like it. i'd say that if you enjoyed fast five and thor, this would be up your alley too just cause it's a movie with loud action. i love my romantic comedies just as much as i love my action flicks! the sound of metal crushing metal is music to my ears. by the way, john malkovich is in it too! i found that really cool i dont know why.

ps: i really like shia labeouf. now that is the kind of guy i would like to date.

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